clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

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i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

Those are my fathers initials too…

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somethingpointy:

Do you ever get mad at parts of your body for twitching? Like.. “No.. butt cheek, stop that” And the muscle is just “NO I MUST DANCE”

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ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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undeadthug:

undeadthug:

my dad just asked me when my birthday was…which means he doesn’t know 

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realistically tho if i had over 4 children id forget too 

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waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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j5h:

catholicnun:

Can we stop pretending guys with beards are hot

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thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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